The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The ability to police irony

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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lol

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!