the power to like charlie

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!