The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to control mealworms

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to walk on land.

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lol

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!