- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The ability to die on command.

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to not care.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to plank

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to fold paper seven times

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

Pointless Super Powers