The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the ability to post here

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to see through air

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!