The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to read this.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to turn into a tree.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!