The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to be normal and average

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The ability to not live forever

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to have a V8

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!