- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stop existing.

The ability to have udders for nipples.

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The power to forget you have a super power.

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

he power to make mistakes

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

Pointless Super Powers