The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to see the past.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!