- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The ability to read your own mind

The power to make pencils dull.

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

The power to control yourself

The power to shit without squinting.

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

Pointless Super Powers