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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.
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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want
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The Power to make PotNoodle...
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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time
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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order
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The ability to count to potato
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The power to be normal and average
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The power to waste money
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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION
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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.
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The power to control yourself
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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.
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The ability to get up from the couch.
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The power to teleport small dogs
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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.
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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear
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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.
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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.
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The ability to jump 8 feet fences
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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili
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The power to smell feces from a mile away.
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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.
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The power to turn cake into pie
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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!