- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to both love and hate marmite.

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to smell whore

The power to speak in only anime openings

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

Pointless Super Powers