- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

shit and piss at the same time

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

The Power to Die if you are dead

the power not eat more than one pringel.

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

The power to know who farted at any time.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

the ability to talk to humans

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

Pointless Super Powers