the power to sit

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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Being only half invisible.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!