The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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hello

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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yo mama

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!