- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power of laser pointer vision.

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to give the wrong directions

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to make it impossible to have powers

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The power to fold paper seven times

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

Pointless Super Powers