PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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power to fart through your mouth

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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the ability to glow in the light.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to display emotions at will

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!