The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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the ability to look into your brain

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to be french.

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The power to smell whore

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!