- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power to have a V8

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to only be able to eat poop

Pointless Super Powers