- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to make lipstick fly

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power of turning butter into concrete.

The power to speak in only anime openings

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

Liam Brudenell

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

Pointless Super Powers