the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!