- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

All of aquaman's powers.

the power to any ugly person love you.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

Pointless Super Powers