- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die everytime you pee

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The power to display emotions at will

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

Pointless Super Powers