The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

The power to turn into a pebble

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power of attracting fired bullets

The power to walk through air.

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

power to fart through your mouth

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!