- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The power to grow plants, only using your mind

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

The power to control yourself

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to sleep for one thousand years

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to lower your IQ at will.

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

Pointless Super Powers