- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power to disintegrate yourself

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to be stupid

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The ability to look at someone and die.

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

the power to change people socks on command

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to change your eye color.

The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

Pointless Super Powers