The power to run Crysis.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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anything Aquaman does

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!