the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

the power to not have superpowers

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The Power to touch MC Hammer

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to die from darting too hard

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

The power to actually care what these people are writing.

the power to see the things that are happening right

The power to sing with your buttcheeks

The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

The power to kill yourself.

The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!