- Pointless Super Powers

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

+88

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

+86

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

+84

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

+82

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

+82

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

+80

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

+80

the power to change people socks on command

+78

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to see through windows

The power to not have a brain!

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

Tha ability to not be able to fly

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

Immunity to curable diseases.