The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to have really sweaty palms.

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to see through windows

The power to not have a brain!

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

Tha ability to not be able to fly

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!