The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!