The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to die early.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to ejaculate

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!