A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to like any show

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!