The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!