- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to make coma patients bark.

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

the ability to die on command

The ability to see through insects.

the ability to look into your brain

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to fart on a plane.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

Pointless Super Powers