The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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Being able to fly in place.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to like this power

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!