the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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the power to become demented

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The ability to smell colors

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to read your own mind

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!