The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to read this.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!