- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

the power to get married

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to close your nose

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to not get shit dick

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to journey into the future of the past.

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

to zap people but only yourself

The power to see even though you can already see.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

Pointless Super Powers