The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to become black!

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!