The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!