- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The ability to see through insects.

the ability to become black.

The power to be invisable when your dead

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

to randomly self destruct at any time

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to run at 0.5mph

The ability to smell colors

the power to complete math exercises

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to drown on land.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

Pointless Super Powers