The power to fly, but only when pigs do

thumb_up thumb_down -27

the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The power to become a llama.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

thumb_up thumb_down +150

the ability to see through air

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

thumb_up thumb_down +106

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

thumb_up thumb_down +106

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

thumb_up thumb_down +106

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

thumb_up thumb_down +102

The power to have a power

thumb_up thumb_down +100

Delayed Reaction Man

thumb_up thumb_down +100

The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

thumb_up thumb_down +100

The power to not have a brain!

thumb_up thumb_down +98

The power to pee while standing up

thumb_up thumb_down +96

The power to fart on a plane.

thumb_up thumb_down +94

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

thumb_up thumb_down +94

The power to be powerless

thumb_up thumb_down +92

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

thumb_up thumb_down +90

the power to be invisible when sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +90

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

thumb_up thumb_down +86

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

thumb_up thumb_down +84

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +82

hello

thumb_up thumb_down +82

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!