The power to kill yourself.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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kabloooeeey!!!

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!