- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The power to write pointless superpowers

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to burn the sun.

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

Pointless Super Powers