The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to have a power

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The ability to not have a super power.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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i love to make shit brix

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!