The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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hello

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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Acid tears.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!