The power to become black!

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To pee standing up.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to create powers

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!