- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to climb up fallen trees

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The ability to change your weight

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power of attracting fired bullets

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

shit and piss at the same time

The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

Pointless Super Powers