The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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the power to morph into yourself

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!