The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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the power to send text messages while driving

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to understand irony.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!