The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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the power of being yourself

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to kill yourself

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!