The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to start time.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to create powers

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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being black

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!