The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The Power to Power

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!