the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to die early.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to die at will.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!