The power to self destruct

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!