- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat nandos

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to be invisible when singing

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power of bad luck

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

Delayed Reaction Man

having the same super powers as batman!

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The power to let someone control your dick

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to be powerless

the power to complete math exercises

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

Pointless Super Powers