the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to have a power

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!