- Pointless Super Powers

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

The power to strangle yourself to death

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

To be able to summon old people

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The power to divide by zero

The power to never get drunk

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!