The power to die

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to become demented

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!