the power to write on cellophane

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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Justin Bieber

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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To shit bricks.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!