- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to never finish your sentences because

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The ability to evolve into magickarp

Pointless Super Powers