The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to be powerless

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!