The power of being negative all the time.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power of bullet atraction

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to live.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to grow new teeth.

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to make asians smart

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!