The power to know where the beef is

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!