The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power drown in water

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to be a woman

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!