The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to drown on land.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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The power drown in water

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!