The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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the power to fly while under water

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!