The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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Acid pee

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The power of self mind control

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!