The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to look like yourself

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to be a gamer

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to display emotions at will

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!