- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of women's rights.

The power to fart out of your hands.

The power to eat nandos

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

the power to be wrong

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

The power to push a door that only pulls.

the power to sneeze cum

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to be powerless

the power to inhale and exhale air

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

Pointless Super Powers