The power to not think of a productive power.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The Power to Power

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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swear words -jesse

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to bread toast!

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The power of learning

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!