the power to fart your way to the moon

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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the power to eat bread

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power that will grant you no power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!